The Whole Nine Yards (film)The Whole Nine Yards is a 2. Canada, who discovers that his new neighbor is hitman Jimmy . In an attempt to get him killed, his wife convinces him to go to Chicago and inform the mob boss who wants Jimmy dead. Directed by Jonathan Lynn. Written by Mitchell Kapner. The Whole Nine Yards is a 2000 American-Canadian crime comedy film directed by Jonathan Lynn, starring Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Amanda Peet, Michael Clarke Duncan and Natasha Henstridge. The title derives from a popular. The Whole Nine Yards (2000) Directed by Jonathan Lynn. Cast: Matthew Perry, Bruce Willis, Amanda Peet, Natasha Henstridge, Michael Clarke Duncan, Rosanna Arquette, Kevin Pollak. 2000 - 99 minutes Rated R (for profanity, brief.
In the heart of suburbia, a hit man with heart has just moved in. Jimmy . What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive. Everybody dies. Sooner or later. I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. Every red- blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody. The great and powerful Oz. Friends do not engage in sexual congress with each other's wives. I'm telling you this like a friend because if you screw this up - I would hate to.. I would really hate to have to kill you. I would hate it more than mayonnaise. You know how much I hate mayonnaise. You know this whole.. You guys are really good! I'm gonna need a bigger bottle of Scotch! Uh.. Before I vomited I ordered scotch. Oh, and don't forget the body! OK, OK. Let's say that he did make a pass at you. The guy's been in prison for five years. He'd sleep with a meat grinder.! I mean I haven't killed anyone yet. You know you're just all kinds of fine, don't you? Sophie Oseransky: You do this for me, and I give you your divorce. And if you don't do this for me, I swear I'll make your life so damn miserable it will make these past few years look like a pleasure cruise. Janni Gogolack: My father is a great man. A man of wision, and character. A man who stood up for his beliefs. Unlike that rat FUCK, piece of SHIT.. Tudeski. Janni Gogolack: Ansfer dat. Dialogue. Why? Jimmy: Because I've never met a dentist I liked. Oz: Well, I try to keep things as painless as possible. Jimmy: Me too. Jill: ? Go out, and get laid. Oz: Jill! Better yet, call me right after. I want all the details! Oz: . Let's go tell Janni. Oz: Okay. You mind if I piss a little blood first? Frankie: Please, by all means. Frankie: Aren't you gonna cry out for help? Oz: Would it do any good? Frankie: .. No. Frankie: You what? What the hell did you do that for? Oz: I felt sorry for him! Well, I liked him? Frankie: So you don't like him no more? Oz: Well, it's a little hard to maintain a friendship with a man who wants to kill you. Frankie: If you sold my ass out to Janni, then told me about it, I'd want to ice your ass, too! Oz: I know. This thing right here? Janni: I vant you to understand, when it comes to Yimmy Tudeski, we're not talking about a human being. We're talking about a rodent! We're talking about wermin! Wermin. Janni: We're talking about someone - SCREW THAT! The AIR! Cynthia: Have you vomited recently? Oz: A minute ago. I was just gonna brush my teeth. Cynthia: I'll wait. Cynthia: Promise me something. Oz: Anything. Cynthia: You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years. Oz: Neither have I. I've been married. Oz: I swear, I am not gonna let anybody kill you. Cynthia: Under the circumstances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me. Oz: Thanks. Cynthia: But he knows I don't want to be married to him any more, and like I said, he doesn't believe in divorce. Oz: But murder he's okay with? Cynthia: It's what he does. Oz: All right, maybe he won't come after us. Maybe he'll just let us go. I mean, we're friends now, right? Cynthia: That's what Harry Lefkowitz thought. Oz: What happened to Harry Lefkowitz? A contract killer or your wife? Oz: Do I have to answer that? Jill: You don't like the Walther? Jimmy: I think you should go with what you're comfortable with. Jill: It's what James Bond uses. Jimmy: Really? Jill: Yeah. Jill: Your wife is not a nice person. Oz: You're expecting an argument? Jimmy: . Why the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me? Jimmy: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants.. Oz: Oh my God. Janni: Expecting a call? Cynthia: Explain to me how that's any of your business. Jimmy: ? What are you talkin' about, you love her? You shtupped my wife, Oz? Oz: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly.. Jimmy: ! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that it? Jill: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down! Jimmy: ? I've managed to upset a mass murderer. Jimmy: TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE! You got balls. Oz: Yeah. Who knew? Cynthia: You really meant it, didn't you? What you said? Oz: About loving you? What did you think this was all about? Cynthia: . I mean, GREAT sex.. Oz: . Is that all this has meant to you? Cynthia: Don't get me wrong, Oz. I like you a lot.. Oz: Well, that's great to hear, but I've got news for you. I don't generally go around risking my life for people who just like me. Jimmy: But just so you know, I am disappointed, Oz. I am extremely disappointed with you. Oz: Believe me, you are the last person I would ever want to disappoint, but everything I everything I did, was for love. Jimmy: Yeah, whatever. Jimmyi: You're a lucky guy, Oz. Oz: Why would you say that? Jimmy: You're about to find out if the woman you love loves you. You know, if it were me, in her position, I'd just take the money and run. Oz: So what are you betting on? Jimmy: I'm betting on love. Love for you means money for me. And like I said before, I'd really hate to have to kill you. Oz: ? Why did you kill him? Jimmy: Well, I had to kill one of you. Oz: Well, then you definitely made the right decision. But why did you have to kill him? Taglines. It's all in the execution. The Whole Nine Yards (2. A new neighbor moves in, and he discovers that it is Jimmy “The Tulip” Teduski. His wife convinces him to go to Chicago and inform the mob boss who wants Jimmy dead. Director: Jonathan Lynn. Writer: Mitchell Kapner. Stars: Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Rosanna Arquette. Your rating: none. Rating: 4 - 2votes.
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